Packers release 2014 preseason schedule

The Green Bay Packers released their 2014 preseason schedule Wednesday. Here we go:

*Kickoff times and dates for the first two games are (obviously) to be determined, per the Packers.

Aug. 7-10: at Tennessee Titans.

Kickoff: TBA.

TV: Packers TV Network.

Comments: Football?! Yes football, it is confirmed. Nashville seems cool.

Aug. 14-18: at St. Louis Rams.

Kickoff: TBA.

TV: Packers TV Network.

Comments: (Wakes up from nap.) What?

Aug. 22: versus Oakland Raiders.

Kickoff: 7 p.m. CT

TV: CBS

Comments: THE RETURN OF CHARLES WOODSON AND JAMES JONES AND (TO A LESSER EXTENT) C.J. WILSON.

/CRIES THROUGH ALL – MEANING THE FIRST TWO SERIES – OF THE GAME.

CAN’T WE JUST PRETEND WE’RE MOVING ON IN PEACE?

(P.S. LET’S HOPE FOR JOHNNY FOOTBALL SPENDING A PRESEASON NIGHT IN GREEN BAY.)

Aug. 28: versus Kansas City Chiefs.

Kickoff: TBA.

TV: Packers TV Network.

Comments: The probability for a warm, sweaty, humid night in Green Bay brings us ever closer to Hawaiian Shirted Andy Reid on the sidelines. Do not miss this one.